I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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