Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
You work out of a Hotel?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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