Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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