i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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