We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
you had me at cake vodka
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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