Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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