what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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