8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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