if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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