Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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