Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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