I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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