What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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