So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
All I want is dick and wine.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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