...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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