Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
It's blow job season.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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