If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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