watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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