i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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