she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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