If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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