You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm drive I can fine osifer
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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