She is in my trunk
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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