He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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