I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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