im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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