She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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