oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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