thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
