I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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