Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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