some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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