I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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