Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I need to wash the frat house off of me
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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