Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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