Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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