You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I supernannyed him into submission
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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