what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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