Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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