Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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