She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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