we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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