bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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