Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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