To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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