carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
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