I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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