hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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