So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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