The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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