Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Randomize
