doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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