and she was petting her beer can
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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