I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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