You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
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