You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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