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• (209): View more from California

  dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity

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  nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid

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• (607): View more from New York

  Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.

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